Fear not mankind, the omniscient God Necro proclaims that your tasty brains will be safe from the ravenous undead during the impending zombie apocalypse. Unfortunately for most of you, however, the enlightened zombie hoard plans to herd you like cattle on
"Make sure your health insurance covers psychiatric counseling before reading this book, because you're gonna need it. The experience of this collection may be likened to getting run over by a 666-car locomotive engineered by Lucifer. This is the cream of
Welcome to Ekland, the surreal fairy tale landscape where the troops of Deadline Central war against the Ek for the survival of humanity. The Ek are a race of mutated horses seeking to attain emotional and mental evolution by stealing human souls. They're
Rachel Risk is a professional thief with super-strong hair that can stretch like tentacles to manipulate objects. Ashley Status has both a digitally augmented brain, and 'muscle-purses' in her arms and legs in which she stores inflatable objects-cars, gun
Tall Tales with Short Cocks returns with 15 new stories from Bizarro Press. Featuring "The Apple of My iPhone" by Danger Slater, "Laser Tits" by Justin Grimbol, "The Interstellar Quest for Snack Cakes" by Patrick D'Orazio, and many more!
Simon is having a bad fucking week. When you’re a D.C. Detective, every week is a bad week, but this week has been a BAD freaking week.For starters, some psychopath has been murdering people, stealing their body parts and smearing their corpses with pea
Boston Posh: A Bud Malone Thriller!Why are the white robots trying to kill Malone?In 2028 AD, the USA is a nation ravaged by hungry dragons and dinosaurs.In Boston, Massachusetts, private eye Bud Malone is hired to rescue a kidnapped heiress. But nothing
The genre known as bizarro has been up and coming for quite some time. With Bizarro Pulp Press' first anthology, filled with the totally outrageous and chaotic, it is obvious that the genre is thriving anew. Along with both seasoned veterans and authors j
From beyond the boundaries of the imagination and the universe… An anthology of surrealistic compositions created by some of the finest names in genre fiction. A showcase of international talent undaunted by the conventions of language and common narrat
Tall Tales with Short Cocks is a collection of the weird and the weirder, each story guaranteed to inflate your inner chode to the very limits of its (albeit limited) imagination. Zombies, clockworks, and rabies-infected assholes! An anthology of Bizarro
